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I can play soccer

That is a lie.

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
-Loki in Dogma

But I did try. It is very tiring. And I am not good at it. I would much rather chill and listen to tunes. S’pose I’ve never really had endurance for those kinds of things. I’d probably be ok at rugby though. Not in the scrum of course, but I’d make a decent back. Despite being a skinny dude, or maybe because of it, I can take hits pretty well, and keep going. For a casual game, I’d prefer it to soccer. Plus, you can’t flying tackle people in soccer. That makes me sad. It is a shame rugby isn’t more popular in the states.
So with that, I present to you, soccer vs rugby:

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Feedback

So Ali and I were jamming in a new studio early this morning, and we noticed and interesting phenomena. It started when he played ‘Sun Chips’ and kept recurring throughout the night.

A light in the ceiling would begin to flash, like it was on the verge of failing, but never actually failed. So it became a strobe light. And as the night progressed, we discovered that the light had exceptional musical taste as well, because as he went through possible licks for new songs, it would begin to strobe when he got to a good one. When he recorded the bass line, the exact second he started to record, it began to strobe. So we can only hope that the light will guide us towards good tunes in the future, and no pesky maintenance guys mess with it.

Weatherman

I’m going to start posting conversations I have online, or in person, on here if they are in any way interesting or entertaining.
This is the first.

Joe: i’ve decided the weatherman is secretly a drug dealer
Joe: he’s always telling us where the biggest highs are
John: nicholas cage?
Joe: no, real weather men
Joe: though it wouldn’t surprise me if nicolas cage sold drugs too
John: maybe that explains why they’re always outside in shitty weather
John: they’re out in the good weather too, they just don’t show it
Joe: haha
Joe: all that shit when they’re standing in front of the map – that’s coded information about where and when you can get the best stuff
Joe: that also explains why when you take it literally, they’re wrong more than half of the time
Joe: “There’s a good chance we’ll see some ‘snow’ coming in from the west.”
Joe: “It could be quite a lot of ‘snow’.”