Juan Way

I figured I’d post a more detailed description of this event.

The idea is we get as many people as possible to voyage across the country in a convoy. Obviously something like this will require money.

One way we’ve considered funding it is corporate sponsorship (free stuff). We can probably pull this off because of a number of reasons. We’ll be using a mobile internet connection service (Verison offers one right now, but in 4 years, who knows) that gets a decent connection via satellite. They’d love someone to do something awesome with it that could give them some good press. (so internet connection: free)

Since we’ll have internet connection, we’ll have webcams strapped to random parts of the Flagship, and probably some of the people with us to film it, since it is such an epic event.

They’ll be a centralized website for all this stuff, and, being the poor college kids we are, I’ll put out an offer for product placement. Basically, if anyone wants to send us something (someone like Lays wants us to only eat their chips or whatever, they send us some free). Basically they give us stuff, they get airtime. Simple as that. (snackage, maybe some other nifty stuff: free)

It also turns out buses are pretty cheap. Who knew. I took a quick glance on eBay, and they’re decently priced.

[Most of that deals with how we’ll be actually pulling this off. Don’t forget the awesomeness that will take place once we’re underway]

I’ll be setting up a small wireless network around the bus so other cars can go online as well. Maybe we’ll even get some LANing in.

We hit whatever destinations we want to between here and San Francisco (our final destination). It’d be cool if we could time the trip so we could hit a couple conventions or even Burning Man on the way.

This is all, of course, best case scenario. The final trip will probably be much different from the one described here. We’ll see how it turns out.

Totally open to any suggestions, too. Peter suggested applying for a grant, which would be cool, because although buses are cheap, its still a good grand or so.

Thoughts?

My Plans

Alright, check this – I’m actually going to blog something about me. Not about the weather(still too hot), not about the site – about me.

Wow, I know, its crazy.

Anywise. for a while now, my long term plans for after college have been to travel across the country living out of my truck/van. Its totally internet capable, and made of pure awesome (seeing as how it doesn’t exist yet, you’ll have to take my word for it).

But there is obviously the issue of how to fund such a mission. So, SomJuan.com, you need to make me a millionaire. I know, I know, you’re only a year old, but you have time. And potential. Yes, AdSense hasn’t even made us $10, but I’m confident that you can see a way to win.

If any of you want a ride in my golden van of awesome, you should book your seats now.

Maybe thats how I’ll fund it. I’ll sell tickets. I’ll give people “rides”, and once I’m far enough out in the middle of nowhere, I’ll ditch em. They go for a bathroom break, and I’ll peel outta there.

Man, I don’t even need to go to college for this.

Roadtripology? I don’t think so.

EDIT: Joe has called shotgun, and come up with the name for this tour de farce.

The JuanWay TourYou dig?

So it begins

This is the third in my series of blog entries devoted to how much I dislike summer.

I’m sitting in my room, windows open, lights turned off, and its 81.5 degrees.
Last night, after a hardcore game of Laser Quest, I walked out into the night air, hoping it would cool me down. It was about 1 AM, and it was still warm out…:(

I’ll probably be ranting about this all summer (or until pools start opening up), get used to it.

Its starting to get dark outside, and as I finish this entry, the temp has gone up to 82

Compy

I’ve been trying to get a computer part out of my IBM Personal System/2 386 model 70 (circa 1988), but these things are impossible to open.

Just makes me think about how anyone who didn’t know what they were doing wouldn’t go near the guts of a computer. Making your own modifications wasn’t even a thought in peoples minds.

I’ll been keeping track of my progress on here.

If anyone knows of a website that shows how to get at the motherboard on these things, please point me to it.

SomJuan’s Stuff

I’m sure some of you noticed: the database for the site completely dropped last night. Pretty bad. Thankfully, nothing was lost, and everything is good as new. Or, as good as it already was. Whatever.

We’re closing in on 100,000 hits, which is pretty cool. I’m happy that we’ll break that mark before this site’s first birthday (June 16th). I ask that whoever actually sees the site counter at 100k take a screen shot of it, and send it to me.
Also, don’t just generate loads of page hits to bump it closer to 100k. Seriously.

Also, I just posted the Phallic Logo Awards which has the text “big spurting penis” in its description. Once that gets indexed by search engines, things will get fun.

I still hate summer

I’ve already hated summer in this blog, but I’m going to go at it more.
Seriously.

I. Can’t. Breathe.

Hay fever is killing me. I’m on three different types of medicines that should help me, but they don’t.

Today should have been a great day. I went to Lake Compounce, went on roller coasters, sat around, ate almost a pound of sweedish fish (0.81 lbs exactly), but, allergies ruined it all.

After that? I go to walk friend’s dog. In a field. Of hay.

After that? Mow the lawn, kick up dust and pollen, almost die.

Damn you, allergies. Damn you.

On top of it all, the poison oak isn’t completely gone yet.

I really, really miss winter.

Kingdom of Heaven

Oh man, why did I see this movie?

So bad, oh so bad. I don’t think the main character spoke more than thirty words in the first hour of the movie, and when he actually did speak, it hurt.

“You aren’t the baron, he has met the baron, and he says he is old.”
Main Character: “I am the new one.”

Gripping stuff.

I admit, the movie did begin to pick up towards the end, where everyone shut up and started killing each other.

Save your money and your time, don’t see this travesty.

rEvolution

Friday May 6th and Saturday May 7th at 8 PM.
Oddfellows Playhouse in Middletown
$10 Adults
$7 Students, Seniors, Señors, etc

You will probably need to make reservations: (860) 347-6143

If you didn’t see it last week, and are in the area, I strongly urge you to see it.
I saw it last thursday (because the price was cheaper and I’m poor) and it is awesome.
In conclusion, I suck at promoting things.

See it, it’s good.

War against my mind

I’ve spent most of today trying to think as little as possible. So far, so good.
I’ve watched several movies on TV and I, Robot which we rented on DVD. This, and making myself a bowl of ice cream have been the only things I’ve done today. Seriously.

Later tonite FOX has an hour long Simpson’s episode and new Family Guy (which I’m a bit confused about, since the previews show one different than the one leaked online), but that should ensure that I wouldn’t even consider attempting to think.