Me? No, not me, everyone else. Go to bed. Or stay in bed.
I just drove across town, and there are people awake and driving, and this is upsetting me. 0400 is supposed to be the witching hour, where people have yet to leave for work, and night owls have usually passed out. 0400 is supposed to be a time reserved for a special few – those who drink coffee at a diner, or wonder aimlessly about the streets. 0300 is too early, I know far too many lightweights still awake around then. 0330 is just stupid. I’m not happy about this.
Maybe its because of Thanksgiving? That doesn’t make any sense. I was pretty sure that in addition to the common sense above I had some evidence to support the existence of the witching hour, but it seems that either I was wrong or times have changed. Either way this is not good. More to come.