I’m going to start posting conversations I have online, or in person, on here if they are in any way interesting or entertaining.
This is the first.
Joe: i’ve decided the weatherman is secretly a drug dealer
Joe: he’s always telling us where the biggest highs are
John: nicholas cage?
Joe: no, real weather men
Joe: though it wouldn’t surprise me if nicolas cage sold drugs too
John: maybe that explains why they’re always outside in shitty weather
John: they’re out in the good weather too, they just don’t show it
Joe: haha
Joe: all that shit when they’re standing in front of the map – that’s coded information about where and when you can get the best stuff
Joe: that also explains why when you take it literally, they’re wrong more than half of the time
Joe: “There’s a good chance we’ll see some ‘snow’ coming in from the west.”
Joe: “It could be quite a lot of ‘snow’.”